Howdy fellow drinkers.  The good folks here at The Hangover Cure wanna tell you about why THC is the best hangover cure on the planet today.  It really makes a ton of sense when you put your bottle of Jack down, sober up a bit, and think about it.  You do drink Jack, right?  Because that's pretty much why we created our product.  Because we love slammin' a fifth of Jack on a Friday night.  Not that we encourage or endorse such crazy behavior but shit happens.  We spent years testing out various hangover cure formulas until the perfect on was found and we want to share it with you, the drinking public.  Unless you are some sissy drinker who likes white wine spritzers and can't take shots.  Maybe you are in the wrong place kimosabe.  This isn't a game.  This is real life.  Take your little dog and pony show somewhere else.  The rest of you good people, read on:


We were sick and tired of hangover cure products out there that didn't work.  They all admitted to only working for moderate drinking and required you to keep taking pills all night.  Isn't the point of a party to party?  Or are we just all going to sit around drinking tea and taking charcoal pills?  It's weak and we didn't like it.  So we created our own product.  It pretty much rules the school.  Or the bar.  Or any other place that sells alcohol.  What, your school didn't sell alcohol?  


Rehydrate and replenish your body after a night of debauchery with The Hangover Cure.  It comes in slim, convenient vials that fit easily in your pocket and it fights every symptom of a hangover.  So you can take it with you and use it no matter where you end up.  It also makes the walk of shame a lot easier.  At least you won't be hungover.  It doesn't prevent beer goggles though so be careful out there brothers and sisters.  A 2 can turn into an 8 really quickly when you drink heavily all the time.  Believe us, we found out the hard way and we don't want you guys and gals making the same mistake.  Have some standards.  Because we apparently don't.  Drink up!